Where to Get a Job

Does anbody know were to go to get a job? I think that I need one. It's a long walk to the White House to ask the president, and I'm not quite sure what road to take. Could he help me get a job?

There must be a few other people needing jobs too. Who has the jobs anyway? Where do we get them? If you have a job then you can get money to pay your bills. That is a good thing.

Plus, having a job is good for your self-respect. It helps you to feel that you are doing something useful. Not only that, but you probably ARE doing something useful.

That's if it's a reasonably good job of course. Some jobs may actually be counter-productive you know, or harmful. But there must be a lot of good jobs out there. And all I need are one or two of them.

What can I do, you ask. Well, most anything, I reply. I don't know. I did a lot of things in the past. Just give me something to do and I reckon I can do it.